Embark on an uproarious insult-sword-fighting pirate adventure to break a family curse! Your royal wedding was ruined by a wicked curse, trapping your soul in your pirate grandfather's body. To reclaim your life, you must guide a quirky crew through side-splitting challenges in this interactive novel inspired by classic pirate tales.
Pirates of Donkey Island, a 79,000-word text-based adventure by Gilbert Gallo, puts you in command of the story. No graphics or sound effects are needed; your imagination fuels the experience.
Your crew: a refined gorilla, a zombie rocker, an aging Voodoo priestess, and a ridiculously flamboyant spokesperson. Their unique stories and interactions shape your journey of self-discovery.
Prepare for countless insult-sword duels, grog-fueled competitions, and rigged games of chance. Your perspective will transform after these trials.
Uncover the truth about your despised grandfather with your crew's aid. Will you accept your cursed fate or fight against it?
Customize your adventure:
- Choose your character's gender identity (male, female, non-binary) and sexual orientation (gay, straight, asexual).
- Embrace your cursed life or seek a cure.
- Find romance with a gorilla, a zombie, or a charmingly ancient lady.
- Lead your cursed crew, leveraging their powers to solve the mysteries of the Cursed Caribbean.
- Master the art of hilarious insult-sword fighting.
- Choose between loyal leadership and betraying your crew for riches.
Stop flailing your sword and set sail! Discover the ultimate treasure: yourself.
Tags : Casual Role playing
