It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, for instance – a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to collectively facepalm. This very incident inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical casual clicker game from Pixel Play.
This game cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive simplicity of the clicker genre. Your objective? To virtually lick the world as fast as possible (using your finger, of course!). The game features a rotating 3D Earth, orbited by a constantly shifting array of objects.
Simply tap the planet (land or sea) to score points and climb the leaderboards. Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's personal aircraft.
Earth itself is adorned with tongue-in-cheek landmarks: the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a comically soiled San Francisco. The orbiting debris is equally eclectic, ranging from ice cream to space lasers, with daily variations. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.
Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of humor, including a "clown world" face, trucker hats, Uncle Sam's hat, a Texas cowboy hat (with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned through rewarded video ads, with a promised "Great Debate Update" adding a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.
Go Lick The World is free to download, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and acquire a coveted blue tick for your profile. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.
UPDATE: The Great Debate Update has arrived, featuring trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum and, of course, Trump's hair.
